The Americanization of little Mohammed…

10 Jun

Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school.

“What is your name?” asked the teacher.

“Mohammad” answered the kid.

“You are in America now. From now on, your name will be Johnny,” replied the teacher.

That evening, when Mohammad returned home.

“How was your day, Mohammad?”, asked his mother.

“My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny.”

“Are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammad returned to school.  When the teacher saw him with all the bruises, she asked,

“What happened to you, Johnny?”

“Four hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fuckin’ Muslims.”


Posted by on June 10, 2014 in Uncategorized


6 responses to “The Americanization of little Mohammed…

  1. Dannyboy53

    June 10, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    This is hilarious! See ‘rat, we already have at least one convert!

    • The Soffitrat

      June 10, 2014 at 10:13 pm

      Yeah, but will he last?

      • Dannyboy53

        June 10, 2014 at 10:52 pm

        Realistically, no. Very few of these people leave Islam because is has been pounded in their heads since they were big enough to understand. Of course in THAT respect we are no different! The difference is of course, if they disagree with OUR religious beliefs we don’t cut off their heads. They may kill me and cut off my head but it will be after a serious exchange of gunfire!

        • The Soffitrat

          June 10, 2014 at 10:54 pm

          With 30 or 40 holy mooslims laying around.

  2. Dannyboy53

    June 10, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    Yes sir, I plan on being found beside a wheelbarrow load of empty brass.


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