A Terrorist’s Prayer

19 Apr

I awakened, on this Easter weekend, with this thought on my mind.  Every tax paying American citizen should feel the same.


Domestic Terrorist # 1

Terrorist thought for the day:  “Thanks, Dirty Harry!  You crazy, faggot, criminal piece of shit, and whom the unionized ‘waiter slugs’ of NV put into office.  Not to leave out that diseased dribble of sperm you call, a Son.  Thank you both for naming me, and all American taxpayers, as a terrorist, while you wash the feet of illegal trespassers and conduct money scheming deals with foreign nationals to the detriment of the United States.  If you are a Patriot, I will gladly wear your interpretation as a badge of honor.  May I live up to your expectations.” 

 Whatever will we do when you are both gone from us forever? 

Terrorist prayer for the day:  “May you fuck up Harry and Spermbank (Son), beyond all recognition.  May Henry Lee throw his hands up to you for guidance, that you might be glorified.”  Amen.

There!  Now, I feel so much better.


Posted by on April 19, 2014 in Uncategorized


6 responses to “A Terrorist’s Prayer

  1. Dannyboy53

    April 19, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    Agreed sir, on all points. I also will carry that mantle of a Bible thumping, gun toting, domestic TERRORIST. with pride.

    And where the American Patriots “place” those words Reid….you will need to see a Proctologist to have them removed!

    • The Soffitrat

      April 19, 2014 at 9:46 pm

      Yep. But I’d like to do that surgery.

      • Dannyboy53

        April 19, 2014 at 10:13 pm

        Might I suggest a set of post hole diggers? Unless you have something better in mind!

        • The Soffitrat

          April 19, 2014 at 10:43 pm

          That would be too easy on them.

  2. Dannyboy53

    April 19, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    ‘Rat, you sir are evil and cruel…I believe that to be one of the reasons we have gotten along so well!

  3. The Soffitrat

    April 19, 2014 at 11:30 pm

    As Clint Eastwood would say, “I reckon so”. 🙂


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