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America!

10 Dec

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Bless her little heart… How sweet… The secret to long life…
         
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed  the old lady pictured above:

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said.  “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, have sex and I don’t exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied

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10 Comments

Posted by on December 10, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

10 responses to “America!

  1. rogerunited

    December 10, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    My grandmother smoked, drank and ate fried everything. She lived to be 94.

     
    • The Soffitrat

      December 10, 2013 at 11:11 pm

      And I knew of a guy up in Atkins, AR that was 92, smoked, drank, and died by falling off of his ATV! No kidding!

       
      • rogerunited

        December 11, 2013 at 10:06 am

        Some people are just full of life!

         
        • Dannyboy53

          December 11, 2013 at 11:13 am

          rogerunited that is somewhat what my wife says about me, but it isn’t “life” she declares I’m full of!

           
        • rogerunited

          December 11, 2013 at 12:08 pm

          🙂

           
  2. Dannyboy53

    December 10, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    How about George Burns? He smoked cigars for many many years!

     
    • The Soffitrat

      December 10, 2013 at 11:10 pm

      Yep! But he got out of here before a collapse. The shape we’re in now? Well, I don’t know, Danny. I just don’t know. The addicts will be climbing out of their skins!

       
  3. The Soffitrat

    December 11, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    I didn’t have any idea! That we are married to the same woman?

     
    • Dannyboy53

      December 11, 2013 at 5:06 pm

      ‘Rat they all work out of the same playbook I do believe!

       
      • The Soffitrat

        December 11, 2013 at 6:31 pm

        Amazing, isn’t it?

         

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