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21 Oct

Michael Landsberry,Terrorist?   You decide.

A 45-year-old military veteran who leaves behind a wife and two stepdaughters today, trying to protect students.  Mr. Landsberry was a school teacher, and a Marine veteran.  According to Big Sis, Janet Napolitano, all military veterans are potential terrorists.  Therefore, he has to be a terrorist.  According to our fearless dictator, Barry Hussein (the Kenyan), he must be a terrorist.

According to local news, he just celebrated his wedding anniversary on Oct. 18, but this must be an error.  Terrorists are like cigarette smokers.  Neither are not normally associated with being married.  Not happily, anyway. 

Homeland Security is checking into both allegations.  (That he was a terrorist, and a cigarette smoker.)  Something must be wrong about this story.

“My estimation is that he is a hero,”  Reno Police Department Deputy Chief Tom Robinson. 

Mr. Robinson is currently under investigation by the FBI. 

The White House just issued a statement, declaring that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev. is actually the real hero.  Mr. Reid, offered his condolences today to students, parents and staff who experienced,

“a traumatic morning.”

Thanks go out to Mr. Reid.

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Posted by on October 21, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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