Gun Control

22 Sep


Make it against the law for Democrats, and Muslims to henceforth own firearms.  Just go ahead Mr. Kenyan, and make that your new restrictive gun control measure.  Since, to date, every violent act perpetrated with guns has come from those two groups, it might be alright to begin (and end) there. 

Since Democrats want the taking of firearms, they can hardly argue with voluntarily surrendering their own.  Since 99% of all Muslims are Democrats already, there should not be an issue with that group either.

The Government can start with a volunteer measure, whereby individuals can simply turn all of their weapons in.  Those weapons can be used to generate money by re-selling the weapons to anyone outside of those two groups.  Each person relinquishing their weapons can fill out a form which authorizes law enforcement to enter their homes with metal detectors in search of additional weapons they might have innocently omitted.  If weapons are found, a simple fine can be assessed.  More revenue!  (Democrats like revenues.)

Meanwhile, SWAT teams should gather the names of all individuals who fall into one of these two groups.  (Democrats and/or Muslims)  Voter registration, immigration papers, IRS returns, and other forms of ID can be used in the identification process. 

Then local law enforcement can begin their roundup of the weapons from those individuals.  If those subjects resist, then felony charges can follow their arrests.  The use of SWAT teams will be beneficial in this effort, as it will serve the additional purpose of sensitizing Democrats to the acts of SWAT units.  The ‘bonding’ that will occur should help them to better understand how these raids are conducted.  In essence, the compassionate SWAT team members will assist the subjects to become better, more caring, citizens.  The ultimate goal will be to encourage these subjects to pay more attention to their own mental health.  Hopefully, if they feel the urge to fly an airplane into an IRS building, they will have a reference point to draw upon.  By remembering the bonding associated with the SWAT raid, they might better understand the ramifications of their planned acts of violence.  Hopefully encouraging them to seek professional help before they act out.  This is a compassionate law.   

Any non-citizen, among the Muslim faith, found in the possession of firearms shall be sentenced to hard labor for a term of not more than five years.  After which, they shall be deported (cost free) to their country of origin.  This, too, is compassionate.

Since, the remaining Citizenry will be consenting (conceding) to this extraordinary gun control measure, all other laws related in any way to firearms should be immediately repealed.  Problems solved.  Everyone is happy.

I might be able to live with this.  Now, if we can only do the same thing with Obamacare.


Posted by on September 22, 2013 in Uncategorized


3 responses to “Gun Control

  1. Dannyboy53

    September 22, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    The regime should start with a search of every mosque (armory) of the muslim cult in this country. I’d bet they would find all sorts of weapons for just about any purpose, like shooting down aircraft or destroying armored vehicles, maybe for blowing up or machine-gunning crowds of “infidels”. But then…such searches would be illegal and unethical wouldn’t it?!

    A violation of religious freedom or some such bull crap.

    • The Soffitrat

      September 23, 2013 at 11:45 am

      And make only the Democrats participate in the suck ass healthcare called Obama. Let everyone else do as they wish. Only remove pre-existing from the table. Give only the Democrats the death panels they so much like (and deserve).

      • Dannyboy53

        September 26, 2013 at 11:20 pm

        Soffitrat I totally agree with you. I’m wondering how some of the “snakes in the grass” that cooked this up will feel if/when they get kicked out of office next year, becoming private citizens again, and will have to participate in this crap! Or will they still be exempt?!

        Gun control and obamacare is going to be a very HOT issue with several million people…one way or another…sooner or later. And Boehner and Reid and all their dimwit useful idiots are going to be caught in the middle of the Kenyan and the Patriotic citizens of this country. I may be wrong but I feel these issues will be the straw that breaks the Camel’s back no matter what the economy does.

        Hey Congress, here’s a news flash for ya…hell is coming to breakfast!


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