I personally apologize for the President of the United States of America.
The man is a fool. He was not legal to run for the office, is not qualified to be a dog catcher, and has brought great shame upon this country.
As you know, the man is from African descent. Not ‘high’ Africa, but ‘low’ Africa. From a place that has never been able to raise itself from the primordial ooze of mankind. Please forgive us, the American people, for our errors in judgment. Too many good Americans have been interbred with those same ‘low’ Africans over the years. For the most part, they are called Democrat. Please accept, again, my/our most sincerely apology for the inconvenience. We are trying to correct this at our earliest opportunity.